SORRY BUT I’M STILL TOO LAZY TO CAPITALIZE LETTERS (EXCEPT HERE)

drawing by moi

right now it’s the little things. a heater blowing hot air up my ass (i mean, my back, but i thought ‘my ass’ would sound better), eating pomegranate molasses (that’s like a year or two old but still good) on my peanut butter on toast after waiting for breakfast because…

ONE OF THESE DAYS I’M GONNA SNIFF THE RIGHT BUTT

Drawing by me

I went to a dog park yesterday and realized, yet again, something about people. We are all so much like our dogs. It’s funny-sad-pathetic-funny-interesting.

I’m not a regular at this dog park. I’m slowly getting to know the regulars but I’m not part of the inner sanctum — the people…

I’VE GIVEN UP ON SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE ON MEDIUM

do you ever get to the point where you know that if you have one piece of chocolate that you won’t be able to stop yourself from having another so at first you decide NOT to have that piece of chocolate but then you decide ‘fuck it’ and have the…

Currentmoir instead of a rickety ole memoir

The only way writing works for me is if I write fast and furiously and don’t think soooo much about what’s coming out. If I think too hard then it’s shit. Always shit. Shit shit shit if I plan too much. …

MILD HUMOR BECAUSE THE WORLD IS MEAN ENOUGH

Part 1 of the snippet box:

Part 2 of the snippet box:

It doesn’t get any better than a thrift store aisle. This is what I overheard:

Retiree #1: Sometimes you just gotta roll with it.

Retiree #2: Yup. You gotta roll with it or it will roll over you.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I DISRUPT YOUR STEREOTYPES

I drew this to entertain your visual cortex

I’ve been very self conscious about my voice for a long time. I’ve felt bad about it. I’ve felt manly. Not that manly is a bad thing but in a society that still glamorizes the gurly girl type over the manly girl type, then not sounding girly ‘enough’ will get…

MORE GROSS THAN FUNNY BUT I’M TRYING MY BESTEST

(From my weird brain to yours that may or may not be weird.)

Let the poem begin —

Writing on the internet to complete strangers

Is like inserting your penis and/or vagina

Into a gloryhole

Only it’s not a gloryhole

It’s an earhole

You are taking a risk

Or rather giving a risk

In fact, sharing this thought I am having

Is feeling…

Lara Starcevich, Ph.D.

Writer/teacher/podcaster. ‘Average Joe Talk Show’ https://anchor.fm/lara-starcevich

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