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Published in WriteSketchy

·May 17

Word Salad — Hold the Anchovies and Pepperoncini

Welcome to my weird world —

Humor

2 min read

Word Salad — Hold the Anchovies and Pepperoncini
Word Salad — Hold the Anchovies and Pepperoncini

THIS IS, NOT TO JINX IT THOUGH, THE BEGINNING OF A HANDWRITTEN BOOK

Word Salad — Hold the Anchovies and Pepperoncini

Welcome to my weird world

all drawings by me

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Published in MuddyUm

·May 14

i am a rat and i like it like dat

i’m destined to be contrarian because i was accommodating for far too long —

Comics

1 min read

i am a rat and i like it like dat
i am a rat and i like it like dat

sorry but i don’t like punctuation and capitalization because it is controlling

i am a rat and i like it like dat

i’m destined to be contrarian because i was accommodating for far too long

drawing by moi

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Published in WriteSketchy

·May 7

Fluffy Fluffer

Fluffy Fluffer

Cats

1 min read

Fluffy Fluffer
Fluffy Fluffer

THE MORE YOU PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DREAMS, THE MORE THEY HAVE TO SAY

Fluffy Fluffer

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Published in The Haven

·May 4

i’ve stopped capitalizing letters in order to stop being a people-pleasing canadian

i’m learning how to be myself, finally — i know it’s very annoying to talk about your dreams, but i’m a-gonna do it anyways. you know why? because i’m going to stop being a people-pleaser. so this morning i woke up from a dream where i was sitting in a diner. there was a man on the tv…

Humor

3 min read

i’ve stopped capitalizing letters in order to stop being a people-pleasing canadian
i’ve stopped capitalizing letters in order to stop being a people-pleasing canadian

Published in Doctor Funny

·Apr 27

Balls ARE Butts

Seriously why don’t these gun fanatics get a GRIP —

Humor

1 min read

Balls ARE Butts
Balls ARE Butts

SEXUAL HUMOR THAT IS SHAMELESS CLICKBAIT OR MAYBE MASTERBAIT

Balls ARE Butts

Seriously why don’t these gun fanatics get a GRIP

author’s drawing

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Published in The Haven

·Apr 27

I. Give. Up.

Nuff said —

Humor

1 min read

I. Give. Up.
I. Give. Up.

THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO…POOP (sorry but ‘poop’ is one of my fave words)

I. Give. Up.

Nuff said

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Published in The Haven

·Apr 22

To Poop or Not to Poop

Sorry for my flagrant, but not fragrant, feces-tiousness —

Johnny Depp

1 min read

To Poop or Not to Poop
To Poop or Not to Poop

Maybe Humor? — More Like Potty Talk

To Poop or Not to Poop

Sorry for my flagrant, but not fragrant, feces-tiousness

This was excreted out of the bowels of my brain stem.

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Published in Doctor Funny

·Apr 21

I Want a Hard, Strong, Stiff Cheese that will Dominate Me!

Dominate me! Domino’s me, I mean Dominate me!! — I was salivating over this organic, sharp, English farm cheese of some sort or another, when I suddenly realized how much I loved — SHARP, STRONG, HARRRRRRD CHEESE. I long for a cheese that is PIQUANT and ROBUST. I feel a deep need to be OVERPOWERED by my cheese and its deep, sultry flavors…

Sexuality

2 min read

I Want a Hard, Strong, Stiff Cheese that will Dominate Me!
I Want a Hard, Strong, Stiff Cheese that will Dominate Me!

Published in WriteSketchy

·Apr 20

warning: this is just a cat

sorry but i like to say sorry and right now i’m sorry i’m not using capital letters — there is nothing here to feel sad or bad about. this isn’t a cry for help. this is simply me taking a picture of my cat. i like cats. i like dogs. i like holding my cat while i type on a screen. i like ryan. i like petting the…

Humor

2 min read

warning: this is just a cat
warning: this is just a cat

Apr 17

Can’t sleep…where’s Waldo? I mean, my brain

I’ve been up for a few hours. Can’t sleep. Not fun when you can’t sleep. Too much running through my head… doing half assed handstands and downward facing dogs. Get it? Okay, nevermind. And the whole time I’m thinking: why don’t I get up and write? But then the thought…

Writing

3 min read

Can’t sleep…where’s Waldo? I mean, my brain
Can’t sleep…where’s Waldo? I mean, my brain
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