hopefully humorous
next stuff i’ll say when i have a large mic in my mouth (translation: open mic comedy night)
i really will say this stuff and if you don’t believe me, well, i can’t make you
version one (this is what NOT to do when on a dating app, people)
here’s what you should NOT do when starting a convo on a dating app:
me: hi, so tell me more about scuba diving. how’d you get into it at first?
them: i got into the water.
me: haha no, i mean. when did you first get the idea you wanted to scuba dive?
them: a while ago.
me: okay…. um, well? i guess you don’t really want to talk?
them: that’s right. here is a dick pic.
version 2 (yes, this is what you SHOULD be doing, IMHO)
me: Hi there. would you mind telling me more about scuba diving. how’d you first get into it?
them: my family used to go out to the lake each year and one day we rented scuba gear and ever since then i’ve been a big fan, diving all over the bay around vancouver.
me: that’s cool. what things have you seen?
